Oh! The Things They Say.

Eli bouncing a ball in the study. Bam, bam, bam.

Me (trying to listen to a sermon online): "Eli, don't bounce the ball. Remember, daddy asked you not to play bounce the ball in the house?"

Eli: "I'm not bouncing the ball, mummy, I'm just hitting it on the floor."

Me: !!!

Shake It Like A Snowglobe

Makes me kinda wish we had one at home. This is just too funny.